Yes, you’re atypical hipster sex god. Long hair, blue eyes, flannel covering that skinny build, and a hot bike. I’m not going to give you the satisfaction though. You seem sincere, I’ll give you that. You have a good act. I know your type all too well. I also know that I’m a second choice for you, but I will never go with being a second fucking choice ever again. Peace the fuck out of my face, thank you.
Oh yes, and buying stims and liquor is definitely in order. Definitely.
Tomorrow is my day off. Going shopping. Tattoo this weekend. Life is fucking good. It’s sickening how much money makes me happy. Whatever!!