"
I’m just gonna bullshit it.
my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)

(Source: narcissasmalfoy)

"

I’m working on my final and browsing through my new Nylon

While he’s making dinner. Good lord, how did I get here?

The hardest part

is being one of those people who like to write songs and stories for the one you love, but they are the type that aren’t good with words in that context.

(Source: baddroid)

mydrunkkitchen:

buzzfeed:

buzzfeedfood:

Toasts with the most: 21 awesome energy-boosting breakfast ideas

Dang.

BUT WHICH IS THE TOAST WITH THE MOST???

wolfcola:

when i die make sure my corpse has winged eyeliner

(Source: femalevillain)

(Source: seinfeldia)

Stephen texts me:

"I’m coming over tomorrow to make dinner. Tell me whatever you want me to make by Thursday morning or I’ll have to decide. Make it good."
I think I want him forever.

Spending my evening getting stoned and looking up recipes on Pinterest.

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

(Source: amlour)