Yes, you’re atypical hipster sex god. Long hair, blue eyes, flannel covering that skinny build, and a hot bike. I’m not going to give you the satisfaction though. You seem sincere, I’ll give you that. You have a good act. I know your type all too well. I also know that I’m a second choice for you, but I will never go with being a second fucking choice ever again. Peace the fuck out of my face, thank you.